My …

My morbid fascination began
When I was hit by a car
And I bled all over the
Pavement. Or was it when
I touched the live current
And flew halfway across
The garage floor. Or maybe
It was when I began to read
Pulp thrillers by S K and D R K

Oh well:

Did you ever ‘phone the
Emergency number for an
Ambulance (999) and then
The morgue for delivery of a