I read this today on Twitter, and re-tweeting does not give it justice:

"I will not sleep until this night eschews the sun in memory of my mother, who toiled and fought for 24 hours to eject the parasitic boarder she had housed for 9 months. And once freed from the burden of childbirth, rejoiced and devoted her life to mine." – John Larroquette

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