It's Talk Like A Pirate Day today.
The minimum salary for a teacher just starting out has been raised to R115k per year, and the maximum has increased from R171k to R324k per annum. Finally.
I say this every now and then, when danger approaches, and it turns out to be the name of a computer game from 1997. Zis explains everything, ja?
I got married yesterday, and now I'm the happiest fag this side of the sun.