Imposing chili pepper

I've been contemplating the creation of a page that lists the ridiculous subject lines for emails I get in my spam folder. They've been pretty funny, but the concept of an imposing chili pepper is probably the funniest so far. I wonder whether it would be an intimidating chili pepper, or just one that won't leave when you want to sleep.

Why African Potato is bad for you

"While some extracts of the African potato, in purified forms, are helpful, some are harmful as it suppresses the bone marrow. In some cases this traditional potato has the potential to interfere with certain types of antiretrovirals, lowering the treatment's effectiveness by up to 80%." – Dr Kas Kasongo, well-respected authority on HIV/AIDS, on the African potato's effectiveness in treating this disease.