It’s Official
Dumbledore is not dead!
NRO: The Smiters of Iniquity
I've now decided on the new name of my religion, based on a suggestion by First Disciple Delano:
NRO Announcement
The NRO supports the slaughter of cows, sheep, pig and most other animals for the sake of human consumption. We like our meat, darn it! We however do not approve of human sacrifice, and strongly condemn any violence towards other humans, including rape and murder.
NRO: Special Offer
UPDATE: Please visit the official SOI website for the latest news of the new religious order I created.
Old news, but it pisses me off
I've had it with being politically correct. Today I read yet another news article identifying a rapist by his clothing only. This is probably the millionth time in the history of crime reporting this side of 1994, that journalism has not reported the facts for fear of racial stereotyping.
Bliksem Day
22 May 2006 is the official founding day of the New Religious Order, or NRO, so we have declared it a Holy Day. 22 May will now be known as Bliksem Day. Henceforth, all days will be in the new calendar dated from BS 1.
The NMC List
Since most other big religions have a list of banned things (including food, people and sexual preferences), I now present the NMC (Not Mostly-Carbon) List of the NRO:
NRO Message Spreading Fast
The “Tom Cruise” Issue
The NRO hereby repudiates Tom Cruise’s status as mostly-carbon. It is my moral duty as Smiter of Iniquity to renounce him in the name of good taste, and anyone found venerating him will be forced to put on a miniskirt, listen to the audiobook version of “The Da Vinci Code” in Swahili, and take aContinue reading The “Tom Cruise” Issue
Disciple Rule
I’m making my first act of delegation now. I have named Delano and Brendon as disciples, and as representatives of the NRO, they are hereby permitted to make up their own rules, as long as it fits in with my mostly-carbon rule. You don’t have to listen to them, but if you do, I won’tContinue reading Disciple Rule