Randolph When this post was originally written, I decided to change my name for dumbass to tomcruise. Why? Well, they sound the same (tenuous, I know), and Tom Cruise had pretty much summed up in the 2005-2006 period the epitome of a dumbass (couch jumping, not eating the placenta like he promised).
It was a good run, and although he still hasn’t redeemed himself fully, Tom Cruise gets his name back, and I am using the word obliviot.
And for the last time, what kind of a stupid name is “Tom Cruise” anyway? Says Randolph West, not to be confused with Randy West.