My morbid fascination began When I was hit by a car And I bled all over the Pavement. Or was it when I touched the live current And flew halfway across The garage floor. Or maybe It was when I began to read Pulp thrillers by S K and D R K
Oh well:
Did you ever ‘phone the Emergency number for an Ambulance (999) and then The morgue for delivery of a Hearse?