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The Cruiser

(co-written with Justin Taylor)

We boarded the cruiser to Scotland One quiet afternoon When suddenly out of nowhere There was a great big BOOM!

It was the trawler, two thousand miles away That had just exploded in the quay It rocked our cruiser to and fro We got so seasick, we had to go …

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